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Introductory Post [07 May 2004|05:01pm]

[ mood | hapy ]

Hello awesomeness making! Loving good times of fun banging. Meets the time of 180 kickflip. Meets the flip out and kick. Join me in having awesome fun adventures. Hoping times for us and fun.

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this one goes out to funston, however he may be [05 May 2004|09:51pm]


this got me through today
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hip hip hooray! [08 Feb 2004|10:20pm]

[ mood | lickable ]


funston: we'll break you out of texas yet. just you wait. there will be cheap wine and chocolate chip cookies. oh yes.

stookie: i love you, but our funny lookin kids are ugly and it's all your fault! ho.

and to anyone else who may or may not read this: please wear sensible shoes and dance around in whatever state of undress you feel most comfortable. AND THAT'S AN ORDER.

over and out.

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[24 Aug 2003|06:08pm]

what made you smile today?
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just because [27 Jul 2003|04:26pm]

i miss stories :) say anything. tell as much or as little as you feel...im simple :) randomness! (gabi, you'll recognize a lot of these :) )

- harrowing or inventive ways ya got home..
- the most fucked up you've ever been? it can be on anything.. (common, i know there's stories for this) ;)
- the most inappropriate place you showed up stoned or drunk to
- the raciest thing you've ever worn in an attempt to be sexy
- really bad haircuts
-examples of your extreme poverty :)
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[11 Jul 2003|02:30am]

today is my birthday!
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[26 May 2003|12:32pm]

how's this for pure awesomeness?

my best friend is coming to visit me in 2 weeks. she lives in cali now and i haven't seen her in like 3 years. i miss her and i love her and we may even get naked together! don't get anymore awesome than that!
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[10 May 2003|07:41pm]

[ mood | amused ]

i just read this in some random journal. it made me laugh:

"Speaking of Billy Idol, I've been listening to his stuff lately. It's funny. He was the original Avril."
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[27 Apr 2003|04:25pm]

[ mood | amused ]


that is all.

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best pick up lines ever [27 Apr 2003|12:44am]

[ mood | i cant sleep ]

10 best pick up lines

1)I'm rubber, your glue. Let's have sex.
2)I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
3)You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
4)Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
5)Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
6)You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
7)Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
8)I am a magical being, take off your bra.
9)Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

college has corrupted me. non sequiter=funny
my personal favorite is number 8.
so, you tell me, what's number ten?

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[25 Apr 2003|01:27pm]

so no one EVER writes in here. so i thought i would. but now i find myself with nothing to say. at least nothing worthy of pure awsomeness.

um yeah.... hhaha

has anyone been to any good shows lately?
i'm off like a dirty shirt
<3 reese
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[07 Apr 2003|07:58pm]

what knocked your socks off today?
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[03 Apr 2003|12:26am]

if you could go anywhere right now this very second where would it be?

oh oh and what is your hidden talent? we need a bearded lady. anyone?
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i got somethin to say... [02 Apr 2003|06:38pm]

i haven't slept since monday night.

i gots a flat tire last night.

and i go to work in 10 minutes.

but i'm still so full of awesomeness i can almost smell it.
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[02 Apr 2003|04:42pm]

my name is tiara
you can call me edi

i enjoy lice
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pure awesomeness [02 Apr 2003|01:35pm]

[ mood | jah don't pay the bills ]

yesterday while chattin with gabi, we both stated how truly awesome we actually are. we also mentioned we'd like to start a circus.

so here's are awesomeness circus.

awesome people only.

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